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Dress like you're going up the canyon, even though you're not

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Dress Like You're Going Up the Canyon, Even Though You're Not

Here's a thing nobody tells you about birding by the lake in January: it's not cold like up the canyon is cold, it's cold in a sneakier way. There's no tree line breaking the wind. There's no exertion warming you up, because you're standing still half the time, which is kind of the whole point. You're out on flat, open ground with water on one side and wind coming straight off it with nothing to slow it down.

So you dress like you're headed up American Fork Canyon for a hike, even though you're going to be standing on a paved path a few minutes from the freeway. I mean that seriously. Overdress. You can always take a layer off.

I learned this one the hard way. A few years back I got so cold on a morning walk I genuinely couldn't work the buttons on my own coat. My fingers just stopped cooperating. I had to go sit in the car with the heater blasting until I could feel my hands again, and I missed the last twenty minutes of what turned out to be a pretty good morning for hawks. That's what happens when you don't respect the cold. It doesn't announce itself, it just quietly takes your dexterity away.

Now I have a system, and it's not complicated.

The system

Base layer that isn't cotton. Cotton holds moisture and once it's damp it stops keeping you warm. Wool or synthetic long underwear, top and bottom. This matters more than the parka you put on top of it.

Real socks. Wool hiking socks, not the thin ones. Standing still on cold ground pulls heat out through your feet faster than you'd think, and once your feet are cold the whole morning feels cold, even if the rest of you is fine.

A warm layer, then a wind layer. Fleece or a sweater, then something that blocks wind on top. The wind is the actual enemy out there, not the temperature on your phone. Ten degrees with wind coming off open water feels like a different planet than ten degrees somewhere sheltered.

A hat that covers your ears. Not optional. You lose a shocking amount of heat through your head and ears, and cold ears will ruin your mood faster than cold hands.

Gloves you can actually use. This is the tricky one. You need your fingers free enough to work binocular focus wheels and phone cameras, but mittens are warmer than gloves. I've landed on thin gloves with mitten shells that flip back, the kind photographers use. Not required, just what works for me. Some people just take the glove off for the ten seconds they need bare fingers and put it right back on. Either way, plan for it before you're standing there fumbling.

Hand warmers, the little shake-and-stick kind. A dollar or two a pair, last hours, and they've saved more than one of my mornings. Keep a few in your coat pocket even if you don't think you'll need them.

Why I push this so hard

Cold hands ruin a morning faster than almost anything else. That's not a mood thing, that's a practical thing. You cannot hold binoculars steady with numb fingers. You stop wanting to take them out of your pocket at all, which means you stop looking, which means you might as well have stayed home. I'd rather you be a little too warm and unzip your coat than be miserable twenty minutes in and spend the rest of the walk thinking about your car.

And the thing is, once you're dressed right, the cold mornings are honestly some of the best ones. There's a stillness out there in January that you don't get in warmer months, and a short-eared owl doesn't care what the temperature is. I remember one December evening, Alan and I were out at dusk and this owl came in low over the field, hunting, flying that loose, tilting way they do, and we just stood there and watched it work the whole field without saying much. Alan's not a big talker, but he said "well" in that certain tone he has, and I knew he was feeling exactly what I was feeling. We'd been married a long time by then and it was one of those small, good minutes you don't plan for. None of that happens if you're standing there thinking about how cold your feet are.

One more thing

Bring a thermos. This isn't safety advice, it's happiness advice. Something hot to hold onto and sip does more for morale than you'd expect, and it gives your hands something to do between binocular breaks.

Before next time

Dig out your warmest layers this week and actually try them on together, don't just assume they'll work. If you're missing wool socks or a real hat, that's an easy stop at the sporting goods place before we meet. Better to find out at home than standing on the trail wishing you had.